#7 - Exercise at Work

I was pumping gas today, when I noticed very strange shadows coming from the mini-mart. Upon further inspection, the shadows were coming from the cashier jump roping behind the counter.

#6 - Faith in my cooking

My roommate walked into the living room and said, "Hey Sean, it smells burnt in here. What did you cook?"

(what really happened was that I made tea, and in the process of boiling the water, there was scrap food on the stove that got burnt)

#5 - Mold is apparently squishy

I had a sponge bread toy that looks exactly like real bread, and I keep it in my car just to kinda shock people into thinking its real. I let my mom borrow my car, but when she gave it back, the bread was missing. When I asked her about it, she told me, "OH I thought it was real bread so I threw it away. It was fake? Oh no wonder it was so squishy. I thought it was just mold"

#4 - The sound of failure

While browsing Gamestop, the worker stack up a bunch of games to bring to the back room. When she tried to open the door, she dropped all the games. She propped the door open and started picking up the games when the phone rang. She then answered the phone, but in doing so, she dropped all the games again. She finished her phone conversation, then began picking up the games again. Right before the door closed, I heard what sounded like games falling on the floor and a girl yelling "gahhhhh"

#3 - Starting out young

I was walking past the daycare center on campus, and I overhead this little kid riding a tricycle yell "driveby!" and I looked up right in time to see him throw a ball and hit this other little kid in the head.

#2 - Ain't no party like a white rice party

For mothers day, me and my parents went out to dinner at a Korean restaurant. My parents have been dieting and eating just plain salad for the past month because they're afraid of their high cholesterol. We got white rice for an appetizer, and once it came my parents started eating it hella fast and my mom was like "omg white rice, it has so much more flavor than what we normally eat!"

#1 - Happy Mothers Day!

I was at home watching TV, and all of a sudden I see this huge beetle walking on the floor. It stopped right in the middle of the room and stayed there for a good hour, probably napping. Instead of being a good child and getting rid of it, I left it there for my parents to take care of.